Great News For Everyone Who's Ever Wanted A Painting Of Their Dick

Source - Most guys can’t wait to send D. a photo of their dick to draw and share, not just with the dick’s owner, but with D.’s fast-growing online audience.

D. is a dick pic artist. He shades pulsing veins and turgid shafts into impressionistic vignettes, and posts his penciled penis portraiture on his Tumblr, 1,000 Dick Drawings, with commentaries on each anonymous subject. As of this writing, D. has 740 dick pics to go, and he’d love it if you sent yours.

For D., a 22-year-old Midwestern college undergrad, dick pics aren’t just hasty snapshots sent to people you want to fuck. Every dick pic, shot in the heat of the horny moment, “tells a story” as he puts it, capturing someone at their most exposed.

With pencil and sketch paper immortalizes those moments of prurient peacocking into up-close, almost tender nudes. 

For full disclosure Keith told me not to blog this.  So here’s a link. (No homo.) And if your masculinity is too fragile to click on it, here’s a sampling of the kinds of pics you’ll see.

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The last one was a little mangled but you get the idea.

Guys drawing dicks is nothing new, hogging has been around as long as dicks themselves. In high school kids would get called to the board to solve math problems and if they didn’t know the answer would draw a dick. It was hilarious. Just last week Jared came over to my desk and hogged my notebook completely out of the blue. Was he trying to tell me something? I don’t know. Regardless, this kid has a full-time dick empire and it’s growing fast.

He’s printed a book of his first hundred illustrations, and has grander publishing aspirations for when he reaches 1,000. You can even buy dick pic merch, such as mugs, T-shirts and throw pillows. D. has yet to find a dick too gross to draw. Each one still has a story to tell, and more men send submissions every day. He only wants to improve his art and make sure his models love their drawings as much as he does.

I’ve probably leaned on one of his dick throws in the Village. The best part is that he doesn’t discriminate. Which is *hard considering how gross the majority of dicks are. I’m looking at you Jay Williams. He’s not letting fame and success get to his *head. I have nothing but respect *D. I’m going to shoot over a pic this afternoon and see what it comes back like. If it’s nice, I’ll hang it up in HQ. If not, I can just say it’s not mine. It’s a win-win.